A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.
fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.
this is fascinating
next time you hear a white person say “well if black people can say the n-word why can’t i???” you should ask them “why do you want to?” and listen as they try not to say “black people have something of their own that I am not entitled to and that hurts my feelings and makes me feel inferior”
- godric: i took your advice salazar
- salazar: what advice
- godric: about having giant versions of our house animals
- salazar: oh no
- godric: i got a 60 foot lion
- salazar: oh no
- godric: she's in the grounds right now
- salazar: OH NO
- godric: look out the window bro
- salazar: wait i dont see her
- godric: yeah i was lion about the whole thing
- salazar: i cant believe i let that pun slytherin to the conversation
- godric: ayyyyy
- salazar: ayyyyy
listen I know people will try to get you to smoke weed in high school and tell you it’s awesome and that you’ll finally be one of the cool kids if you do and I’m here to tell you that they’re completely right
When you discuss the wage gap, here are a few things to keep in mind:
- Only white women make $0.77 to a man’s dollar.
- Black women make about $0.68 to a man’s dollar.
- Latina women make about $0.58 to a man’s dollar.